THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
all the small things.

I'm Michelle, I'm 21, and I mostly just love my dog.

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Theme Snowman

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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rwby-rose:

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

how do men not orgasm when putting on a condom

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

via:spikesexual
source:kisu-no-hi

kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

"I didn’t want you to only fuck me, I wanted you to love me. But I didn’t know what to convince you with besides my body."
Lora Mathis (via masturbationdestination)

This a literal perfect representation of German Shepherds. Hah